Here’s a little play to which I’m sure anyone on the West coast with relatives and friends back East can relate.
Relative: “What are you up to?”
You: “I just woke up.”
Relative: “Seriously? At 11:00!?”
You: “You are aware of the existence of time zones, right?”
No, they are not aware of the existence of time zones. You are acutely aware, however. East coast people are the worst.