On the Relativity of Time

Here’s a little play to which I’m sure anyone on the West coast with relatives and friends back East can relate.

Relative: “What are you up to?”

You: “I just woke up.”

Relative: “Seriously? At 11:00!?”

You: “You are aware of the existence of time zones, right?”

Relative: “…”

No, they are not aware of the existence of time zones. You are acutely aware, however. East coast people are the worst.

Jarrod Whaley @jbwhaley
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